Alright, let’s talk about vitamins for a second. You know, the little miracle pills we’re supposed to take to keep us from feeling like we’ve been hit by a truck every morning. But here’s the thing—nobody warns you about the side effect that comes with them. And no, I’m not talking about upset stomachs or feeling jittery. I’m talking about the fact that your pee will turn into glowing, neon green superhero boogers. No one told me that!
You pop your daily multivitamin or your extra dose of B12 thinking you’re doing your body a favor, right? You’re all “Look at me, I’m so healthy,” feeling all virtuous, and then—BAM. You go to the bathroom, and suddenly it’s like the Hulk just painted the toilet bowl. Your pee is this radioactive, highlighter yellow-green that looks like it belongs in a science experiment.
I mean, come on, could they at least throw in a warning label? Something like, “Warning: Your urine will now resemble the residue left behind by a superhero after a battle with a villain made of radioactive slime.”
I get it. It’s the riboflavin (Vitamin B2) doing its thing. But why does it have to be so dramatic? Couldn’t they just tone it down a little bit? Instead, I’m over here trying to figure out if my kidneys are suddenly glowing in the dark or if I’m just peeing out the entire rainbow. Seriously lol
And of course, there’s no turning back. You can’t unsee it. Every time you pee, it’s like a light show happening in your toilet.
Vitamin manufacturers: throw in a warning. Something that says, “Side effects include radioactive urine that will probably freak you out but is totally harmless.” And DON’T FORGET TO FLUSH AT A FRIENDS HOUSE, they will think your dying.
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